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May 18, 2012 - A man was found...

Published  | 2012-05-18 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.[Click to Vote!]



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May 17, 2012 - 'I am presently employed',...

Published  | 2012-05-17 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper.[Click to Vote!]



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May 16, 2012 - If you need something...

Published  | 2012-05-16 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
If you need something done, call an electrician - they conduit.[Click to Vote!]



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May 15, 2012 - Due to censorship, prison...

Published  | 2012-05-15 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
Due to censorship, prison messages are often taken out of context.[Click to Vote!]



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May 14, 2012 - Tired well worn expressions...

Published  | 2012-05-14 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
Tired well worn expressions need to be phrased out of the language.[Click to Vote!]



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May 11, 2012 - Did you hear about...

Published  | 2012-05-11 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? A thousand soles got burned, some heel did it while he was laced.[Click to Vote!]



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May 10, 2012 - He learned a new...

Published  | 2012-05-10 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
He learned a new Tantric at the sun clinic.[Click to Vote!]



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May 9, 2012 - Outsourcing my favourite ketchup...

Published  | 2012-05-09 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
Outsourcing my favourite ketchup can not have been easy.[Click to Vote!]



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May 8, 2012 - If an Egyptian tried...

Published  | 2012-05-08 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
If an Egyptian tried to make me sail the long way round I'd Suez canal.[Click to Vote!]



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May 7, 2012 - I used to hate...

Published  | 2012-05-07 15:00:00 |  Section   Jokes
I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.[Click to Vote!]



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